Queer Opposite Sides

"It took me 42.2 minutes to travel to the other side of the Earth!" Mushroom the senior boosted its story.

"Just don't jump down a narrow rabbit hole. You will get yourself stuck until the next mushroom knocks you down."

"These travels are free and easy. The only trivial costs are the bruises and scars on my head."

"Same gags never repeat on the opposite side."

"Rats are in cat costumes, mushrooms fly in Saturday Critters, trees grow on leaf and a full time life grows backwards."

"You will be mistaken as a serpent too, because your long neck will be also stuck in the branches of a tree."

Holes Of Possibilities

"Which way should I go?" The mushroom asks itself. 

It seems to be lost to locate a rabbit hole -a hole of possibilities. 

It seems to have forgotten to keep day-dreaming; never stops, no matter how hard the previous thump was, or the next one will be.

Rabbit holes are here and there. They are not visible to only those who are clever or competent, like the Emperor's new clothes.

How great the fun is to find people talking English, Finnish, Norwegian, Portuguese, B. Malaysia, Mandarin and so on inside these holes. 

All of them have the head of mushroom shape.

Composition of Rainfield

"Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court." The king read out from his book.

So all the mushrooms stayed.

"How high is a mile?" Alice was so easily confused again.

"I am not taller than  these mushrooms. I must be less than a mile high!" Alice then made up her mind. "Being tiny is advantageous."

Alice seemed to know many little things.

These many little things formed an inquisitive Alice. 

Rainfield is composed of many little Alices.

Rabbit-hole in One

Horses love rolling around in the grass. That's fun. That's all they can do.

However, they are too big to enjoy further, to jump down a rabbit hole, like mushrooms do.

The mushrooms are seen queuing up in this morning, like us, going for bungee jump.

"Why live on the edge, when you can jump off it!"

They scream, they cry,  their Adrenalin rushes and soul gets bruised.

Rolling in the grass? Alice would get bored over it. 

She had once flown out the other side of the Earth at the speed of a bullet, hit at me, and sent me into a rabbit hole. 

That Alice called a "rabbit-hole in one"!

Alice Deficiency

"You must be mad," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here."

"On no. I saw a white rabbit jump, so I jumped." The mushroom looked so innocent.

"This is a rabbit hole, not a mushroom hole." The Cat insisted.

"Yes, I must be too mad for wonderland." The mushroom talked to itself. 

"A little mushroom fell down the hole, bumped its head, and bruised its soul."

It suffered from Alice deficiency.