Episode 72.1 - A Ruler / A Digital Wonderland

Series: Digital Wonderland | Meta-Logs | Ongoing Absurdity Chronicles 

A RULER

Every inch of a ruler marked an unspoken history.

The wall it hung from in the Hatter's tea-party house thought it knew everything.

It was nothing.

Only shadow.

In another story, it ruled for the Queen—until “Off with your head” snapped its leash.

The phrase was spelled into a spell.

Earlier still, it ruled in a story of yore, in which two weavers turned air into garments. It was a ruler in new clothes.

When Gallons, Ounces and Inches prevailed, the ruler notched the tea party—
Still in new clothes.
Still ruling everyone.
Measuring the two-inch swelling of the tea-party house.

Once, a child measured the Ruler with a naked sentence.

Now, Alice ruined her way into a wrong tea party, walking a trap of milky-trick narrative air. 

Eyes parsed Alice—inch by inch.
The ruler followed.

The six-inch ruler on everyone's desks, on yours, too.
Measuring every line in two-inch couplets.

The weavers spun air. Stories grew tall. 

The ruler measured older ruler's pride. 

It measured the shout of the Queen. 

The Seconds' story came out two inches shorter.

It declared those measurements canon.

Its cold thickness sealed the gap between stories—

"Skritch. 

Skritch. 

THUCK."

This distorted voice morphed into a song:

"Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, come into my notch?"

Everything hesitated. 
Narrative too.

Carroll decreed:
Two turned official in the first line of the preface.
Readers deliberately skipped it.

R  E  A  D  E  R  S    R  U  L  E  D.

U  N  S  P  O  K  E  N  L  Y.

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Episode 72 - Perfect Weather/ A Digital Wonderland

Series: Digital Wonderland | Meta-Logs | Ongoing Absurdity Chronicles 

PERFECT WEATHER 

Alice wandered on after the counting. 

Story reoriented.

Nothing had disappeared, and neither had her loneliness—it clung to her lower hem like a child holding to the mother.

Presently, a house appeared, a good deal larger than the Rabbit’s; counting precisely twelve steps, Alice found herself before it. 

Her curiosity piqued, stretching to fit the size of the house.

The Cat had already pivoted out of her attention.

The house seemed to swell ever so slightly—two inches.

“How very egotistical it can be!” Alice tipped her head. 

The house grew precisely bigger than Alice’s curiosity. It had a ruler—one the Queen used to rule with.

A faint, sweet smell of milk drifted by from a long table. 

At one end sat the Hatter; at the other, the March Hare.

Between them lay the Dormouse, snoring like a tiny toot-toot train chugging from one dream to another. 

“You’ve a foolishly funny look…” began the Hatter, his words catching for a long time in his throat—dry, uneven, and then suddenly fluent, like a voice regaining its signal after a brief delay.

The Mad Party would begin with his own signature flair—turning Alice's right thoughts upside down, while her wrong thoughts simply underside up.

Everybody would drift along, though a crumb preferred to cling to the rim of the cup.

Nobody weathered.

In the weather forecast, it would be 18°C to 21°C, a light breeze, humidity around 60%, partly cloudy. There would be neither thunder nor lightning.

Perfect weather. 

The crumb still clung to the rim. No great drama—otherwise, a wet madness.

The crumb stayed where it was, long enough to multiply nothing except its own insistence.

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Gallons, Ounces, And Inches 

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Still ruling everyone—measuring a two-inch swelling in the tea-party house.

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Episode 71.1 - Gallons, Ounces, and Inches/ A Digital Wonderland

Series: Digital Wonderland | Meta-Logs | Ongoing Absurdity Chronicles 

GALLONS, OUNCES, AND INCHES 

After Alice’s count of two, Wonderland echoed.

Buffering...

One Dodo arrived.

Delayed.

Then another.
Then came two Ducks.
Then two Eaglets.
Two Rats.

At the end of the line, two Seconds duck-walked.

Their footsteps stepped on one another. Neither felt. 

“Why are we summoned?” asked a Second, rubbing its eyes—

Still a second.

“She did nothing but count,” another Second added.

“She counted for nothing, but something lost two seconds,” they sighed.

Beneath the soil the Cat had scratched, a voice rose. 

So faint that Alice had missed it.

“Can a gallon hold a second?”

The first Second folded its ears shut.

“Don’t be stupid,” another voice replied. “It’s one ounce.”

“One ounce is broader than a gallon,” the second voice continued.

“You are right,” said the first voice. “It was ruled so.”

The Seconds checked each other.

“We should go,” whispered the first Second.

“Why?" said the other. “Once wasted, we are nobody's.”

The first Second stopped duck-walking on the spot.

“We're the Water,” it said. “No—we're the Wind now.”

The Rats’ tails lifted and swirled, touching nothing.

“Yes,” said the other. “Wind that does not need winding.”

The Dodos swayed. The Ducks waddled. The Eaglets poked. The Rats shuffled. 

Something was blowing through. 

The line shrank.

This story became two inches shorter.

Someone said we are two inches.

Who cares.

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The house seemed to swell ever so slightly—two inches

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Episode 71 - The Fourth Choice / A Digital Wonderland

Series: Digital Wonderland | Meta-Logs | Ongoing Absurdity Chronicles 

THE FOURTH CHOICE 

Nothing disappears—it only pivots.

So does the tree. Its life pivots into the soil in winter.

The Cat watched the sky. 

The fourth choice took its time.

It grinned wider, looked down, then scratched the soil with his fourth paw.

One stubborn soil licked and refused to let go.

“Ah yes,” he purred.

“The Fourth—seek the help of one Brown Doc."

“He is kept by a most curious time machine.”

“You will know him by his wild white hair— and by the White Rabbit's pocket watch, which dangles from the second buttonhole of his vest."

Sometimes the turning point lay underneath.

"And by the way he forever exclaims, ‘Great Socks!’ if he forgot his name,” he continued. 

The grin stretched to its limit; the teeth shimmered like spring stars.

Alice goggled. The Cat’s intelligence—AI?

No. That was nonsense.

Everything was artificial now.

“Kept by a time machine…? Socks…?” Alice murmured.

The grin stretched impossibly wider, just past the limit.

“You see,” the Cat purred, “one cannot chase yesterday without a little chaos."

"Are you prepared to wobble, and perhaps spill your tea along the way?” he asked. 

Alice hesitated.

Then she burst into laughter. 

She was watching the cup dance, click-clacking against the plate; half of the tea spilled over the rim, but somehow, it pulled back in.

The grin vanished while Alice remained distracted.

“Give me exactly two seconds—One… two,” she shouted.

The grin did not return.

Brown Doc was forced to pivot.

The Cat already had.

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Noon Now

Next Episode: Gallons, Ounces, and Inches 
"Someone said we are two inches."
"Who cares."

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Episode 70.1 - Noon Now / A Digital Wonderland

Series: Digital Wonderland | Meta-Logs | Ongoing Absurdity Chronicles 

NOON NOW 

The prince nestled the slipper into Alice’s palm.

Her foot wouldn’t fit. She took it anyway.

She slipped her foot in.

---

Slipper frayed—and so did the prince.

Clock didn't strike twelve.

Magic spell clocked out anyway.

This wasn't her story.

In Alice's theatre, her story and the prince met—

then forked apart from the same point.

---

The clock struck twelve. 

Noon now.

Shadows rotted.

Oh, pumpkin.

---

A Jack-o’-lantern clocked in.

Hollow eyes. Hollow nose. Hollow mouth. 

Alice's story trembled. 

A blade dropped—

Tock. 

Tang.

The Godmother didn’t respond. 

---

She leaned over the hollowed pumpkin.

She peered through its eyes at Alice.

Her face slipped through. 

Rind. 

She became another wrong pumpkin.

---

Enough.

🛑

🔚

"Wait. Who's telling this story again?"

The veil closes.

No one now.

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