A Solar Mass of Well‑Wishes/53

Series: Digital Wonderland | Meta-Logs | Ongoing Absurdity Chronicles

It is Chinese New Year.

OFF WITH THE OLD YEAR’S BAD LUCK!

A mountain of Mandarin oranges tumbles in, each one a homophone for luck, fortune, and wealth—golden and piled high. Two gigabytes of New Year songs swirl and dance, looping joy into the air. A solar mass of well-wishes shimmers overhead, glittering like spring sunlight ready to land wherever luck is needed.

Bonus red packets flutter down like winged blessings—each fold a talisman, ready to ward off spirits and beckon fortune to linger wherever they fall.

Alice feels it before she understands it. Wonderland has patched in another interface—this one smells less of pepper, more of reunion.

The footmen transform into Auspice Officers, their deep-red uniforms stamped with large 福 characters across their backs, unmistakable emblems of prosperity. One smells faintly of incense; the other of firecrackers. They bow, hands folded, and in perfect harmony, utter 恭喜—a synchronized blessing that hums in the air—refusing to fade away.

From one sleeve falls an auspicious scroll. It unfurls mid-air and reads: “Health and Wealth.”

Ding!

"The Queen’s almanac confirms this moment,” says the incense one.

And from the sleeve of the other officer—BANG…! a firecracker escapes.

“The Queen schedules the heavens for this surprise,” says the firecrackers one.

Sky-rocking drumbeats and gong strikes pulse through MY Wonderland, rattling the air, curling around the red, the gold, and the dancing lions leaping through the celebration.

Alice—or is it Carroll?—is offered fried arrowhead chips, peanut cookies, and wafer-like Kuih Kapit, along with many other festive treats. Each bite releases salt, sugar, and coconut-sweetness, realigning her taste buds and quietly recalibrating her senses. The cookies chuckle under their breath, as if they are in a mood no one else can match.

Donald the Duck. The Dodo. The Mouse. The White Rabbit. The Caterpillar. So many have gathered, cups of Chinese tea in hand, telling the old stories: the Caucus-race, the upside-down house, the translucent body, the Light Bulb that will not end for two, three, even four full days.

Alice watches. Delight bubbles quietly inside her.

She wishes everybody a Happy New Year—a Year of the Horse.

Behind the veil, a mischievous hand reaches for the Kuih Kapit.

"Oh, please be careful. Very crispy." Alice chuckles.

There are more traditional treats of Malaysia on the other side of the veil: Nian gao, Kuih Bahulu, Kuih Bangkit, Pineapple Tarts, Keropok—all ready for tasting, a feast of color, scent, and sweetness.

"No hurry." Alice adds.

The kuih waits.

The keropok answers.

Somewhere behind the veil, someyou pretends not to listen—which is exactly how the story knows.

Coming up next--

MY Culinary Sensory Ambush

[OBSERVED PHENOMENON: MY Culinary Sensory Ambush. Classified as Assam_Laksa_Feast and Cili_Padi_Storm.]

A surreal chapter in Alice’s digital dreamscape.

This post is part of an ongoing original metafiction series exploring identity, systems, and absurdity through a digital Wonderland.

The Veil Learned to Shimmy/52

Series: Digital Wonderland | Meta-Logs | Ongoing Absurdity Chronicles

The first Footman—until now wandering through a haze of cili padi–peppery conversation and floating too wildly atop a seasoned, ribet memory—suddenly… remembered his duty.

From beneath his arm, he produced a tablet, a gadget that seemed to materialize only when an apple struck Newton, its right side dented in perfect acknowledgment of that very moment.

“For the Duchess,” he intoned, his voice steady and ceremonious. “An invitation from the Queen to play Pickleball—yesterday.”

The strong, bolded yesterday flickered and pulsed on the tablet, demanding attention, as if it were the Queen herself.

Alice leaned closer, curiosity prickling. She blinked at the tablet, then at the Footmen, then at the very peppery air.

“So yesterday wasn’t over?” Alice asked. “It kept spreading somewhere—its pieces tumbling in here like a school bell that never stopped ringing.”

And that was perfectly right; at least, at this moment.

And that was perfectly right; at least, at this moment.

Neither Footman took the least notice, as though the school bell were ringing at a different frequency.

Somehow, the tablet detected Alice’s presence, a being who technically shouldn’t have been in the scene.

While Alice was still puzzling over yesterday, the peppery Footman slipped quietly behind the door and vanished.

A faint trail of unclassified cili padi drifted in the air. It curled, scented, and slithered through the space, pinging—a cheeky trespass into MY Wonderland, the land of spices and herbs—to someyou: licked, peppered, and declared perfectly safe.

A ringtone chimed everywhere at once, ringing impossibly in C8, D8, and E8.

Alice’s mind widened, her thoughts tangling with pepper, time, and the shrill, impossible highest keys of a piano, all at once—and for a moment, pepper itself seemed to pitch the impossible notes, setting off another impossibility.

Threads of story and observer spread and permeated—quietly unravelling.

The veil itself took notice. Whoever remained had already begun reciprocating, surfing the pulsing currents of taste and letting the whimsical forces guide them.

Yet the veil, somehow, had been the first to be seasoned—twirling and shimmying quite of its own accord, in step with the lively, sizzling cadence of Penang fried noodles.

A trail of saliva shimmered. 

It was too mysterious to identify the owner.

[OWNER: REDACTED. REASON: Still wandering.]

Coming up next--

A Solar Mass of Well‑Wishes

[Status: Old Luck Purged
[Interface Stable. Proceed]

A surreal chapter in Alice’s digital dreamscape.

This post is part of an ongoing original metafiction series exploring identity, systems, and absurdity through a digital Wonderland.

Ribet in the Veil/51

Series: Digital Wonderland | Meta-Logs | Ongoing Absurdity Chronicles

[HUM: Ribbit... Ribed...sounded SEA]

Alice nodded. She understood: Ribet.

Not just a word—it was the system thinking itself into being. The veil between story and reader vibrated. Threads unraveled—memory, comment column, a soft hum of awareness.

Somewhere—maybe you—hummed back.

The peppery Footman bowed. From his coat sleeve, a cloud of cili padi pepper leapt naughtily, licking Alice like a dog that had borrowed a cloud to mark its presence.

“It’s ground from the Queen’s own cili padi garden. Quite… invigorating,” he added.

And somewhere, just beyond the hum, a Ribet twirled, spinning a new moment of wonder.

Alice sneezed three times in rapid succession.

[Achoo, Achoo, Achoo: Invigoration confirmed.]

“Apologies, Miss,” said the peppery Footman. “It’s part of the uniform. Tradition, you know. One Footman plain, the other… seasoned.”

“Seasoned!” Alice laughed. “Then I suppose there must be a sugar-coated one, or a curry-wetted one hiding about as well?”

[Searching... Objects not Indexed.]

“Yes, Miss. This might be after the menu changed in another quarter to come.” The peppery Footman answered with the precision of a diplomat, every word polished, deliberate.

[META NOTE: Time fast-forwarded]

“Seasoned!” Alice laughed. “Then I suppose there must be a sugar-coated one, or a curry-wetted one hiding about as well?”

[Searching... Objects not Indexed.]

[SYSTEM: Might.exe initiated — standing by for a past that thinks it’s future.]

Wonderland crooked, reshaping itself. The Footman’s words reversed, then doubled, then started addressing Alice directly:

“Miss Alice, you may observe the menu—but the menu observes you.”

Then the Footmen both turned, together, in perfect unison, their voices blending into a harmonic hum:

“You see the veil, Miss Alice.”

[HUM: Ribet—acknowledged]

“So does the one still reading.”

Somewhere, behind the hum, a new Ribet popped up—neither from the sentence nor the comment—already mutating into its own moment of wonder.

Coming up next--

The Veil Learned to Shimmy

[RINGTONE: Chimed everywhere, in C8, D8, and E8]

[SYSTEM: Saliva logged. Recalibrating…]

A surreal chapter in Alice’s digital dreamscape.

This post is part of an ongoing original metafiction series exploring identity, systems, and absurdity through a digital Wonderland.

Me ∓ Chaos/50

Series: Digital Wonderland | Meta-Logs | Ongoing Absurdity Chronicles

Tales held absurdities together while ambiguities surfed along—with pepper in your hand, even without the Caterpillar, a new episode wouldn’t under-season itself.

Alice emotioned it, tolerated it, and eventually indulged in it, stacking layer upon layer, surprise upon surprise, like a glitchy roti canai: dhal over quail egg, quail egg over deep-fried shallot, shallot over sardine paste, sardine paste over durian paste — all escaping sideways, bouncing off the walls of known expectations, defying the gravity of taste buds.

No more than twenty steps away, if Wonderland’s stepstones could be relied on, a little house stood, quietly recording its existence alongside my narration, long before Alice had even approached.

[Me ∓ Chaos…]

Outside the house, crumbs of butter cookies, morsels of pizza, shreds of Satay, and the occasional rogue olive lay scattered, as if someone had just smashed their last snack break.

From the woods popped a Footman—dashing, overfilled with eagerness.

[Pending: Topsy-Turvy Protocol]

Alice’s attention latched on. 

[RESULT: Different UI Sorted]

He rapped the wooden door with his knuckle. A monotone pinged...as flat as Alice’s response. 

The door creaked open. Another Footman appeared—identical round face, enormous eyes—but now Alice noticed: both heads were fully, irrevocably frog. Yes 🐸.

[PROTOCOL: AMPHIBIOUS LIVERY ACTIVE]

[COUNT: 2 × FOOTMAN]

Immediate anomaly detected: the second Footman exhaled a suffocating cloud of odd pepper.

[STATUS: Peculiar Inner Log Detected] 
[ALERT: Pepper Seasoned]

Alice smiled. What a peculiar livery! She’d never have volunteered one like this—not even in a dream.

Her mind blinked back to the breakfast table, where The STARS had advertised a frog-wearable wallet, splashed across the front page: RM29,999, LIMITED EDITION.

Frog livery. Frog wallet. Everyone enjoyed a Wonderland kind of life.

Alice’s thoughts tangled in numbers and jam. How big was RM29,999?

One day of non-stop strawberry jam refills?

A month?

A year?

Or a Wheat-and-Chessboard problem— refilling jam for a whole life?

[STATUS: Calculation × e^∞...][INTERRUPTION: Me ∓ Chaos tingled—calculation aborted at threshold]

Coming up next--

Ribet in the Veil

Somewhere, behind the hum, a new Ribet popped up—neither from the sentence nor the comment—already mutating into its own moment of wonder.

A surreal chapter in Alice’s digital dreamscape.

This post is part of an ongoing original metafiction series exploring identity, systems, and absurdity through a digital Wonderland.

A Half-Written Caterpillar Story/49

Series: Digital Wonderland | Meta-Logs | Ongoing Absurdity Chronicles

Some stories continue; some minds leap.
And somewhere between their breathing, appreciation discovers its rhythm.

Halted by a tiny black mushroom, the light bulb finally guttered.

It blinked thrice, clearing its remnant charge.

And off it went—dropping, and quietly logging its own departure.

The flying cameras, busy as ever, zoomed in on the Caterpillar from every conceivable angle.

The Caterpillar lifted himself high, poised toward them, and took a slow, deliberate bite of the mushroom.

Flashlights burst and spangled, flooding the scene with chimerical glints, fracturing images into overlapping shadows and blinding the eye against itself—far beyond any protagonist’s tolerance, tripping the Wonderland-graded Mirabilia scales—⚡▢▢▢. FUSE BURNED 🔥.

The pampered Garden waited, impatient; a split second bent itself into a full, grinding century.

Alice watched him intently, tracking every motion with devoted focus; she had now learned: magic always arrived unexpectedly and vanished just as quickly.

At last, the Caterpillar shrank—shrank—and shrank again, until he returned to his proper size. An ordinary Caterpillar now.

By then, many flying cameras had flashed themselves into failure and fallen; their batteries surrendered faster than a low-power alert could form.

[STATUS: AGENIC AI DUMB | PROCESSING HALTED | ALERTS INERT]

Without fuss or farewell, the Caterpillar began to fade into the cluster of mushrooms.

🎵 Five old Caterpillars went out to play,
🎵 Over the mushrooms and far away…
🎵 Mother Caterpillar said, “Glub‑glub‑glub‑glub-glub!”
🎵 All five old Caterpillars came back today…

“Wait!” Alice called, eyes wide. “If you turn into a blue butterfly… will the tale, and the next tale, and the following ones still know it’s you?

Or will it just instantiate a new character with your memories? How do I know I’m not talking to a copy?”

Alice realized she was almost repeating her own question, sending it forward into a tale that might not even exist yet. Everything remained quiet—silent, patient, as if the narrative itself were buffering, holding its breath, waiting for narration to continue.

"Should I prepare an answer for your question?"

"Should you remember your question as a butterfly?"

"Will you recognise me, Alice?"

“Then you’ll have to remember me as Alice."

The Caterpillar vanished into nothingness, leaving her questions to question themselves in the still air, with only the air listening—a tale half-written, waiting for someone, someday, to finish the rest—or simply let it go on.

Saving…

/Wonderland/Caterpillar.tmp

████████████████████████▒▒ 91%

WARNING: Path no longer valid.

Resolved to:

/Wonderland/Weeble_Butterfly.tmp

Proceed | ESC

[INPUT RECEIVED]

[AMBIGUITY CONTINUED: SOME WALKED. SOME LEAPT]

Coming up next--

Me ∓ Chaos

How big was RM29,999? 

One day of non-stop strawberry jam refills? One month? One year?

A surreal chapter in Alice’s digital dreamscape.

This post is part of an ongoing original metafiction series exploring identity, systems, and absurdity through a digital Wonderland.