Saturday, September 23, 2017

Rabbit-hole in One



Horses love rolling around in the grass. That's fun. That's all they can do.

However, they are too big to enjoy further, to jump down a rabbit hole, like mushrooms do.

The mushrooms are seen queuing up in this morning, like us, going for bungee jump.

"Why live on the edge, when you can jump off it!"


They scream, they cry,  their Adrenalin rushes and soul gets bruised.

Rolling in the grass? Alice would get bored over it. 

She had once flown out the other side of the Earth at the speed of a bullet, hit at me, and sent me into a rabbit hole. 

That Alice called a "rabbit-hole in one"!

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Alice Deficiency



"You must be mad," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here."

"On no. I saw a white rabbit jump, so I jumped." The mushroom looked so innocent.

"This is a rabbit hole, not a mushroom hole." The Cat insisted.


"Yes, I must be too mad for wonderland." The mushroom talked to itself. 

"A little mushroom fell dowthe hole, bumped its head, and bruised its soul."

It suffered from Alice deficiency.


Saturday, September 9, 2017

Counting Mushrooms

"But a dream isn't reality!" Alice exclaimed.

 I live a life of dreams; I slip down a rabbit hole, and down another, and this continues as time goes by.

Our lives are a subset of a big dream. Alice just did not know that.

There are mushrooms growing inside all the rabbit holes. 


I wonder whether Alive is capable of counting them. We all know, to Alice, four times five is twelve.


She should be able to count one mushroom, as one is the sibmplest number. 

One mushroom, one beautiful mushroom, one little beautiful mushroom.

It is not labelled "not poison", Alice, don't you try to have a bite.

Sunday, September 3, 2017

Outside Wonderland

So a mushroom popped down a large and straight rabbit hole.

It found itself being pulled down immediately by an extremely strong force of gravity.

(Don't mention this gravitational force to Alice, she even confused by the calculation of volume; but somehow she vaguely remembered something called pi. Or is it pie?)

No time for jokes between head and feet. And before I can finish typing, all in a sudden, thump!

A big bang on the hard floor!


We thus have very flattened mushrooms outside Wonderland.