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Showing posts with label Caterpillar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Caterpillar. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Episode 43 - Pool of Sweat / A Digital Wonderland

Series: Digital Wonderland | Meta-Logs | Ongoing Absurdity Chronicles

[Path:/Wonderland.Void/Pool of Sweat.txt ]
[Description: A place where things glub while waiting to change.]
[File size: glub; squishy]
[Content: glubs; ∞]
[PERMISSIONS: READ-ONLY]
[NOTE: Attempts to walk the path initiates more glubbing. Continued walking initiates non-terminating glubbing.]

One tired C gnawed at its own curve, wobbling like a tiny letter‑Weeble.

The other exhausted C twisted its ankle—half in pain, half in existential horror—balancing at what used to be its equilibrium, before au! knocked it out of place.

The flying cameras pinged: 

[Images experienced pain, emitted foul scent; visual data corrupted by emotion, aroma, and glub.]

Both insisted they were the original...glubber ?

System status:
[Sense: scarce]
[Exit path: not found]

The Caterpillar tried to stand, but the attempt was absurd: his little legs churned furiously, marching a whole parade of air-steps, none of which touched anything. He wobbled on his swollen base—upright, but unmistakably not standing.

Wobbling Caterpillar

He nearly floated away, bounced by playful gusts that snatched his smoke back into his mouth, catapulted his monsoon sweats like stray meteor rain, and wobbled his body into a bulging sail—all afloat on the rising tide of his own despair. A Weeble‑boat of nonsense, wobbling helplessly in its own pool of absurdity. Glub🫧, glub🫧, glub🫧.

Alice found herself, somehow, emotionally in sync with the Caterpillar.

She had initiated the cause—yes—but the story had slipped its track, glubbed ahead of her—and glubbed back—like an underarm zephyr 💨 whirling commas loose and leaving you slightly… drifted. The Caterpillar, by sheer displacement, by the story's own slippage, had been promoted to protagonist without consent.

The garden barked command after command, none of which made sense.

The flying cameras buzzed with the pitch of a failing siren—anxious, intense, unbearably urgent. 

Traces of commands lingered in midair. 

Tasklist: monitoring the C...ater… C...at-… erpillar…

The System lagged. Commands hung.

One C gnawed at its own curve, the other C gnawed at its own curve.

The Caterpillar let out a hookah-scented sigh, curling into a string of C’s, each biting its own end. All pretended to be tiny ouroboroi of letters, searching for its own stable attractor state.

A stable core would ensure a new beginning —at least, Wonderland liked to joke.


Previous Episode: Inflated-Chaos

Next Episode: Post Metamorphic-Residues

A surreal chapter in Alice’s digital dreamscape.

This post is part of an ongoing original metafiction series exploring identity, systems, and absurdity through a digital Wonderland.

Saturday, January 10, 2026

Episode 42 - Inflated Chaos / A Digital Wonderland

Series: Digital Wonderland | Meta-Logs | Ongoing Absurdity Chronicles

The Head and Tail Game failed to provide any clue.

Alice, always trusting her instincts, went for a pink mushroom. Pink had been her girl-next-door favourite colour.

She nibbled at its side, precisely the side that mirrored her own, expecting a pinkish, lollipop sweetness—bright enough to make the magic feel immense.

"What a rotten‑skunk‑sour‑pickle taste!” she spluttered, spitting the mushy bits onto the ground, her face scrunching as if she’d just sniffed a dragon’s armpit. Yuck—a primeval dragon’s armpit!

The tiny nibble—half a second, too long, or too short?—had already propagated elsewhere.

The Caterpillar’s lower half responded, puffing, ballooning, until it resembled a great, striated watermelon.

Inflated Chaotic Caterpillar

The flying cameras buzzed and flashed—as if slipping unconsciously back into New Year mode. Some hovered low, some circled overhead, some zoomed in, all pinging at once: [MIRACLE FOUND].

Alice’s mouth dropped. “Oh! That wasn’t supposed to happen to you!” she exclaimed.

It was a topsy-turvy remark—yet entirely understandable, by a commoted Alice. For if not him, then who should have inflated? The Queen? The Mouse? The mushroom? Herself? Or... YOU? Yes—I meant you. Highly questionable, if not downright piscine.

Oh yes, please don't even stop to hesitate and breathe on the commas; the dragon had never guarded its armpit—🐲💨.

The mushrooms giggled, trying to compose a chime for this phenomenal aberration, but Ti wandered off, Fa burrowed underground, and Do—blushing violently—simply refused to cue. The chime misfired. 

Meanwhile, the garden botched the live feed.

The System grinned—far wider than any Cheshire Cat's.

[Biological Error 000: You sneezed! You sneezed! System forcing Rhinitis Reset.]

The System grinned again, absurdly wide, its capital S forking into C/C—a syntax hosting two Caterpillars, locked in armpit combat, weaponizing scent instead of verbs.

C for Caterpillar—💨!

C for Caterpillar—💨…

desk smelling like a skunk holding its own nose

[Warning] 

Your ouch wouldn't fix the Caterpillars —they boinged, pffffted anyway...

and left your desk smelling like a skunk holding its own nose—non-deodorantable.

Oops...too late to unread now.


Previous Episode: Alice-in-Kaleidoscope

Next Episode: Pool of Sweat
Tiny ouroboroi of letters, 
searching for its own stable attractor state

A surreal chapter in Alice’s digital dreamscape.

This post is part of an ongoing original metafiction series exploring identity, systems, and absurdity through a digital Wonderland.