"If you are a bird, why would you live on the ground?"
So weird. Sallie prompts me to ask a crab on my way climbing up Penang Hill.
"If you are crab, why wouldn't you stay nearby a creek and go crabbing in the middle of a road instead."
No way you come all the way to greet me. I am not popular in a crab world.
You too, because you are shellfish?
Or is it hungover, a miscalculated effect after a couple of shots of Dutch courage? Oh do I hear you rightly? Alcohol kills weakest brain cells. Regular consumption of alcohol thus helps take us to a new level of smartness.
What a crab.