The Veil Learned to Shimmy/52

Series: Digital Wonderland | Meta-Logs | Ongoing Absurdity Chronicles

The first Footman—until now wandering through a haze of cili padi–peppery conversation and floating too wildly atop a seasoned, ribet memory—suddenly… remembered his duty.

From beneath his arm, he produced a tablet, a gadget that seemed to materialize only when an apple struck Newton, its right side dented in perfect acknowledgment of that very moment.

“For the Duchess,” he intoned, his voice steady and ceremonious. “An invitation from the Queen to play Pickleball—yesterday.”

The strong, bolded yesterday flickered and pulsed on the tablet, demanding attention, as if it were the Queen herself.

Alice leaned closer, curiosity prickling. She blinked at the tablet, then at the Footmen, then at the very peppery air.

“So yesterday wasn’t over?” Alice asked. “It kept spreading somewhere—its pieces tumbling in here like a school bell that never stopped ringing.”

And that was perfectly right; at least, at this moment.

And that was perfectly right; at least, at this moment.

Neither Footman took the least notice, as though the school bell were ringing at a different frequency.

Somehow, the tablet detected Alice’s presence, a being who technically shouldn’t have been in the scene.

While Alice was still puzzling over yesterday, the peppery Footman slipped quietly behind the door and vanished.

A faint trail of unclassified cili padi drifted in the air. It curled, scented, and slithered through the space, pinging—a cheeky trespass into MY Wonderland, the land of spices and herbs—to someyou: licked, peppered, and declared perfectly safe.

A ringtone chimed everywhere at once, ringing impossibly in C8, D8, and E8.

Alice’s mind widened, her thoughts tangling with pepper, time, and the shrill, impossible highest keys of a piano, all at once—and for a moment, pepper itself seemed to pitch the impossible notes, triggering a sound sensor.

Threads of story and observer spread and permeated—quietly unravelling.

The veil itself took notice. Whoever remained, had already begun reciprocating, surfing the pulsing currents of taste and letting the whimsical forces guide them.

Yet the veil, somehow, had been seasoned—first to twirl and shimmy in time with the lively, sizzling cadence of Penang fried noodles.

A trail of saliva shimmered. 

It was too mysterious to identity the owner.

[OWNER: REDACTED. REASON: Still wandering.]

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A Solar Mass of Well‑Wishes

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A surreal chapter in Alice’s digital dreamscape.

This post is part of an ongoing original metafiction series exploring identity, systems, and absurdity through a digital Wonderland.