Series: Digital Wonderland | Meta-Logs | Ongoing Absurdity Chronicles
Just before the cameras could spit out [found str..._j..½_spoon], greyish smoke overtook the scene from within; spinning question marks choked, tangled, and finally scribbled themselves into a dense, unsolvable confusion-knot.
Stray exclamation marks squeezed their noses, bursting like pogo sticks—ricocheting head to tail, tail to head—shrieking, “Cool down! Cool down!”
Yet, in perfect contradiction, the questions slipped through the dot-sized needle heads—jab, stitch, sew—looping themselves tighter, weaving confusion into one layer, two layers, then whole strata of knotted drama.
The flying cameras pinged sharply:
[ERROR 01] [ERROR 02]
[ERROR OVERFLOW]
[LENSES: #PINNED]
That made the Garden sit anxiously. [Garden_Log: #PINNED error code not found. Social_Regret: Cheekbook/Howsapp pinnable moment missed.]
[#PINNED: 0 shares | 0 likes | insubsribable]
[Spelling Error: FOMO intensifies]
The haze gradually thinned.
The tangled question marks stretched, and yawned like sleepy hooks. Exclamation marks lay scattered, their needle-heads still prickling faintly, jammed with unsolvable questions.
The flying cameras pinged: [Error Erased. System Restored.]
And now, even the Caterpillar leaned back, puffing a full ribbon of hookah, as if the absurd storm had passed.
The flying cameras pinged anxiously this time:
[STORAGE_WARNING: 4.6GB / 4.7GB. Clearing Cache and Deleting Old Glitches.]
The Garden shuddered.
“Stop clearing too much.” It demanded.
But the cameras only blinked, like a sly eye hinting something through a curtain of chaos.
[Blinking…🟢…blinking...🟢...Cleared 4.0GB]
The Garden glubbed 💧 …glubbed 💧 — roots and all, pinned down by their efficiency.
The flying cameras were not merely cameras. They were the Systemligence now.
They could delete anything—without knowing that they, too, were deletable.
Coming up next--
Roger Light Bulb
[Battery Level: 1%]
[Light Bulb — APOPLETIC] [SYSTEM_CRITICAL]
A surreal chapter in Alice’s digital dreamscape.
This post is part of an ongoing original metafiction series exploring identity, systems, and absurdity through a digital Wonderland.
Coming up next--
Roger Light Bulb
[Battery Level: 1%]
[Light Bulb — APOPLETIC] [SYSTEM_CRITICAL]
A surreal chapter in Alice’s digital dreamscape.
This post is part of an ongoing original metafiction series exploring identity, systems, and absurdity through a digital Wonderland.

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