Counting Mushrooms

"But a dream isn't reality!" Alice exclaimed.

 I live a life of dreams; I slip down a rabbit hole, and down another, and this continues as time goes by.

Our lives are a subset of a big dream. Alice just did not know that.

There are mushrooms growing inside all the rabbit holes. 

I wonder whether Alive is capable of counting them. We all know, to Alice, four times five is twelve.

She should be able to count one mushroom, as one is the sibmplest number. 

One mushroom, one beautiful mushroom, one little beautiful mushroom.

It is not labelled "not poison", Alice, don't you try to have a bite.

Outside Wonderland

So a mushroom popped down a large and straight rabbit hole.

It found itself being pulled down immediately by an extremely strong force of gravity.

(Don't mention this gravitational force to Alice, she even confused by the calculation of volume; but somehow she vaguely remembered something called pi. Or is it pie?)

No time for jokes between head and feet. And before I can finish typing, all in a sudden, thump!

A big bang on the hard floor!

We thus have very flattened mushrooms outside Wonderland.

Long Mushrooms in Rabbit Hole

So it started to pop down a narrow and uneven rabbit hole.

And down it went, which seemed to be a very long way, a mushroom found itself being stretched by the slow moving time.

Its head could hardly see its feet. This stretching happened without the biting of any mushroom. How can a mushroom ate another mushroom?

The mushroom began to talk when time was ample, just like Alice did in the rabbit hole. 

No! It shouted. This always ended up in argument. What the head saw was not what had been told by the feet. Things changed, indeed, very fast.

Down, down, down. When there came a sudden stop, thump!

We thus have this length of long mushrooms outside the Wonderland.

Extraterrestrial Orange Mushroom

I have found a lonely and rare orange mushroom again.

The Spitzer Space Telescope has discovered seven Earth-size, habitable-zone exoplanets at the same time.

Yes, you are right! These intelligent extraterrestrial mushrooms have the highest possibility coming from one of these planets.

Through a secret rabbit hole, they traveled 40 light-years before honorably joining the Search For Alice.

Everybody in the universe knows well about Alice. She is simple yet has an overwhelming curiosity, that tells Alice should have visited these planets before.

But I am limited to Tokun Hill, and I only managed to find an ordinary orange mushroom with a Digital SLR.

Black Beauty

I call you a black beauty as black is your favourite colour.

I have been admiring you for long, now is the time to show off your very first picture.

You are a symbol of simple humility, but on the contrary, nothing can escape from your "gravitational" effect.

I am lucky to have found you, my little black mushroom.

I would like to say you are the cerebrum of my brain.