Me ∓ Chaos/50

Series: Digital Wonderland | Meta-Logs | Ongoing Absurdity Chronicles

Tales held absurdities together while ambiguities surfed along—with pepper in your hand, even without the Caterpillar, a new episode wouldn’t under-season itself.

Alice emotioned it, tolerated it, and eventually indulged in it, stacking layer upon layer, surprise upon surprise, like a glitchy roti canai: dhal over quail egg, quail egg over deep-fried shallot, shallot over sardine paste, sardine paste over durian paste — all escaping sideways, bouncing off the walls of known expectations, defying the gravity of taste buds.

No more than twenty steps away, if Wonderland’s stepstones could be relied on, a little house stood, quietly recording its existence alongside my narration, long before Alice had even approached.

[Me ∓ Chaos…]

Outside the house, crumbs of butter cookies, morsels of pizza, shreds of Satay, and the occasional rogue olive lay scattered, as if someone had just smashed their last snack break.

From the woods popped a footman—dashing, overfilled with eagerness.

[Pending: Topsy-Turvy Protocol]

Alice’s attention latched on. 

[RESULT: Different UI Sorted]

He rapped the wooden door with his knuckle. A monotone pinged...as flat as Alice’s response. 

The door creaked open. Another footman appeared—identical round face, enormous eyes—but now Alice noticed: both heads were fully, irrevocably frog. Yes 🐸.

[PROTOCOL: AMPHIBIOUS LIVERY ACTIVE]

[COUNT: 2 × FOOTMAN]

Immediate anomaly detected: the second footman exhaled a suffocating cloud of odd pepper.

[STATUS: Peculiar Inner Log Detected] 
[ALERT: Pepper Seasoned]

Alice smiled. What a peculiar livery! She’d never have volunteered one like this—not even in a dream.

Her mind blinked back to the breakfast table, where The STARS had advertised a frog-wearable wallet, splashed across the front page: RM29,999, LIMITED EDITION.

Frog livery. Frog wallet. Everyone enjoyed a Wonderland kind of life.

Alice’s thoughts tangled in numbers and jam. How big was RM29,999?

One day of non-stop strawberry jam refills?

A month?

A year?

Or a Wheat-and-Chessboard problem— refilling jam for a whole life?

[STATUS: Calculation × e^∞...][INTERRUPTION: Me ∓ Chaos tingled—calculation aborted at threshold]

Coming up next--

The Cili Padi Protocol

[RINGTONE: Chimed everywhere, in C8, D8, and E8]

[REALERT: Yours on silent mode]

A surreal chapter in Alice’s digital dreamscape.

This post is part of an ongoing original metafiction series exploring identity, systems, and absurdity through a digital Wonderland.