Mushrooms are too friendly

No creeping or sliding, it was an easy-going morning with today mushroom. But found out later that I was like a Korean plastic surgeon. 

This mushroom has been transformed in such a way, I believe, its own mother would not recognise it, though only in pictures in the shape of a silhouette. 

And luckily too its mother never follows our Internet.

Mushrooms are sometimes too friendly, they come to form in my wide angle lens. 

They call themselves fungus. Those are not good.