I read a tall tale in Reader Digest about a girl who married to a quite and polite spouse. He would never answer back nor ran around. And when she divorced him, he was just wooden without any contest.
The girl had actually been told by a fortune teller that only her second marriage would work. It was easy to get divorced from a tree than a human, this was the only reason her parents married her to a nearby oak.
If I am the parents, instead of marrying her to an oak, I can marry her to some other innocent tropical trees that I know better and talk to frequently.
How about the one that cares to look at mirror day and night asking "mirror mirror on water, who is the most handsome of them all" or our thinnest little brother that grows tall among the rugged?
May be the richest in the forest with a chain of glaring jewels hanging down from his neck, or the tree that is actually a lovely Dalmatian in disguise.
Or simply get married to a banana tree that is easily found in the neighbourhood. After all, banana is still delicious and good to eat after the divorce.
Tell her to go for the banana tree. He's probably the most likable tree of all, and he'll make sure she doesn't go hungry.
ReplyDeleteThe banana tree was HOT....!!!
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Good sharing and it sounds funny but at the same time interesting...
oh, i love all your tree pictures, but you are right, if it were me, i will marry the banana tree too, i actually eat banana almost everyday and I never get tired eating it, and I miss eating banana fresh from the tree.
ReplyDeleteSensible and interesting writing. A touch of prose with beautiful pictures
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Ratty: Banana is good for health and stomarch. She can serve the guest with banana immediately after the divorce and during the second marriage.
ReplyDeleteThe Retired One: Yes! the banana is Irresistible hot.
Rose Ragai: Nice to see you back after a long break.
We shall read incredible tales as long as human continue to be complicated.
betchai: OOOOOhhhh!!! You would like to marry to a banana tree. For sure you will get a non-stop supply of fresh banana forever.
roentarre: Hope that it is interesting enough for everyone to follow my blog.
I married a money tree but she hasn't gone to seed yet.
ReplyDeleteHaha..I should have found a banana tree to marry to instead of a human..
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